The Daily News never fails to disappoint. The headline today read: 3 die in pub shoot out: row over penis size. Apparently 4 friends had argued over who had the largest penis - resulting in a shoot out. I wonder who was last man standing? We were even more amused to read that this drama had all taken place in the Liverpool Pub. Instead of reaching for their pistols, perhaps they should have read the small ads section of todays newspaper where The Great Nakundu is advertising muti that will not only result in penis enlargement, but also help bring back lost lovers, get promotion and remove Tokoloshes. If The Great Nakundu is unable to help there are also adverts from The Unbelievable Dr Obee, Doctor Karonga and (my personal favourite)100% Sunesh Herbalist. His penis enlargement cure is advertised as follows:
3. Penis Enlargement Using Cream (NO SIDE EFFECTS)it makes extra power M-L-XL in 15 minutes.
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