There are times in one's life when the full horror of the truth finally becomes clear - the metaphorical lightbulb is switched on. There is no escape!!
Someone switch the light off! I've just enroled at the gym and have been informed that I am 37% fat - blinkin eck - its enough to drive someone to the bottle.
The full horror of being 'inducted' into the gym was only marginally offset when I was asked if Scotland was a 3rd world country...I wasn't quite sure what to reply but was at least able to reassure them that in Scotland we generally have electricity most of the time.
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